Friday, April 14, 2006

ESTER WHAT U BOIN ON SUNDAY?




HELLO CLASS, I SAW AN EASTER BUNNY PARADING THE STREETS OF HYDE PARK YESTERDAY!!!!

Now I know you think this is a lie, but I will tell you the full story. Grab your peeks and take a seat. Can I get a yellow one I think the pink ones have a funny after-taste.

While having lunch with one of my colleagues yesterday at a nice new restaurant called Nothing but Noodles, I was enjoying my low carb, basil pesto meal, when I saw something out of the corner of my eye. I could not believe what I saw, and was waiting for the candid camera to pop up, but it never materialized.

Class I am not afraid to say this but I was a virgin until yesterday of seeing a full grown graying man, carry a bunny flag like it was the stars and stripes flag of the U.S.A. For at least 5 minutes I stopped to observe HIM walking down the streets in broad daylight carrying a Spring colored flag with a giant bunny on it eating carrots. My friend IMA JO stopped as well. This man appeared so excited and happy about the upcoming Easter celebration.

HE MADE ME HAPPY
and i celebrate the ressurection of the messiah everyday!!!!!!
WHY u ask?
THE PASSION THAT HE WAS EXPRESSING WAS HARMLESS AND HE DEFINITELY HAD A MISSION?
HYPE ABOUT EASTER I HOPE HE HAS GOOD ONE !
wherever he is i hope he is safe and happy.....



Many across race, gender, sexuality will observe, this Sunday. For some Passover has begun and for many, this good Friday, is symbolic of the messiah’s death/crucifixion that used to be called BLACK FRIDAY.

I unlike others will wait until the holiday is over and buy all the discounted candy I can find. Extra credit for the person who can get me a chocolate/peanut butter surprise……….

For more information on Easter, please see WWWW.google and type it in the subject, you will find out more than you probably know. special note to check out the holy week in spain the outfits look alot like a hate group in America. I was unable to post the photograph for some reason???????
only this one below!!!!!!
WOW!!!!! not going to SPAIN during EASTER!!!!!



For the lazy just scroll down,




The EASTER BUNNY

"Here comes Peter Cottontailhoppin' down the bunny trail Hippity hoppity Easters on its way!"
The Easter bunny has its origin in pre-Christian fertility lore. The Hare and the Rabbit were the most fertile animals known and they served as symbols of the new life during the Spring season
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The bunny as an Easter symbol seems to have it's origins in Germany, where it was first mentioned in German writings in the 1500s. The first edible Easter bunnies were made in Germany during the early 1800s. And were made of pastry

and sugar

EASTER HAIR DO’s OR DON’TS FOR U







YES SOME REALLY GET INTO EASTER HAIR!!!!!











HAIR FREEDOM!!!!!






ALLRIGHT SHOW THEM WHAT EASTER’S ALL ABOUT 4 U!!!!

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

March MADNESS

March
madness/crazyiness/bull-shi*&%^$/freaked
up and down with no lube,
you
do the joke!!!!
What ever the case may be on your personal exspense account, one thing has been established, you either broke like a joke from the money you bet against George Mason or Florida and crying. Or you may still be dazed and confused from this year's brackett when you found out that yo team couldn't hack it!!!!! Sorry for you but I am smiling all day, and laughing cause you thought you had the right one baby like Ray Charles but cha ain't got it, and never did.

One thing that you didn't take into consideration was the history behind AMERICA. I am going to give it to you toot sweet, in three key points. ARE YOU LISTENING? KELLY KRONICLE THIS, BECAUSE I CAN TELL YOU, SOMEONE IS NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO THIS LECTURE and they will ask to borrow and or copy your notes. You have mercy on whoever because when test time comes I won't.

POINT 123 and then there may be contact for everyone. Excuse me if you never watched this show on tv, back in the day. You missed out on valuable education, but the reruns are at the library. Do your homework accordingly.......

1. Please know that Virgina will be celebrating their 400th year of development in 2007, and things will be swirling with excitement both good and bad if we live to see it. This is why GEORGE MASON won against teams that they " quote" should not have one against. What else could you expect when you forcibly bring people that survived the gruesome middle passage to America and they go on to build America the beautiful with skills they brought from AFRICA, and live to tell about it?

2. Black bodies cleared most of the land in VIRGINIA and the other colonies and states before 1865. What does this have to do with anything? someone shouts from the outside of the room. Number one this is not your class so someone please close the door on that mindless disruption. Getting back to the point, never be surprised at what people can do, when you under estimate them.

3. Lastly How could you beat a team from FL!!! When enslaved people back in the day formed free socities during American slavery such as Fort Mose with the Seminoles in Florida, peopled didn't think they could do that. And to further add insult to your intelligence, DIDN't NOAH build that ark in the BIBLE PEOPLE ALWAYS TALK about? Why didn't you think that a starr studed athlete whose name happens to be NOAH, could lead them Florida MEN, country BOYS to the CHAMPIONSHIP........ I gotta go, Noah and I are going to celebrate, he invited me over to his house for dinner, me and my husband, don't spread no rumors class, I will take pictures and share them at the next class....... BOOM SHAKA LACKA BOOM!!!!!!!!